Breakfast in America

Ziggy woke me up in the morning looking too fresh and happy to be believed. I could smell his hair gel as I forced myself into a sitting position, my head heavy with undersleptness. “Come on, boss,” he said, tugging on my foot through the blanket. “It’s five hours to Chapel Hill and Bizzy says we’ve got to be off the stage by ten.”

“I’m up,” I said. The only people who say “I’m up” are the groggy, ever notice that?

I could have been packing instead of lying there thrashing last night, I realized, which of course made me feel just great about myself, too. Ziggy swept his toiletries into his backpack and was pretty much ready to go, and out he went. I packed and got dressed with the curtains still drawn against the morning sun.

I should explain about tour nicknames, shouldn’t I.

This is one of those things that spontaneously happens, somehow along the way people pick up nicknames which generally last only until the tour ends. I couldn’t tell you when we started called Carynne “Bizzy” (because she’s a busy bee) or Kevin “Puck.” Bart had gone from being Yoo Hoo to being Boo Hoo when we couldn’t find any for sale, which became Boo Boo sometime later. Chris easily became Christ. In fact, I might have been the only one not to pick up any specific nickname, at first because everyone was too worried about sending me off the deep end, and later everyone picked up J’s habit of calling me D, which led to Christian saying things like “Dee doo ron ron, dee doo ron ron, you want to drive first or should I?”

I told him to take first shift and I moved to the back. Carynne, her darkest sunglasses on and a bottle of spring water in her hand, climbed into the passenger seat. No one seemed very talkative this morning. I went back to sleep.

At our first pit stop, a kind of tourist-trap-ish place with mountains of pecan brittle and commemorative salt and pepper shakers strategically placed between the entrance and the rest rooms, I stepped up to Carynne in the cashier’s line. “How are you?”

She looked at me over the tops of her sunglasses. “Fine. You?”

“Tired out.”

“Me too,” she said and looked down at the packs of gum in her hand. Even for a tired, hung-over Bizzy this seemed too curt.

I had planned to make some kind of stupid joke about Ziggy, but the tightness of her lips, and the way she sort of shook the gum in her hand in silent encouragement for the cashier to hurry, made me forget whatever I was going to say. It wouldn’t have been funny anyway.

So today Carynne was ignoring me, but Ziggy wasn’t. Back in the van he wanted to debate the relative merits of Boston ska like Bim Skala Bim and the Mighty Mighty Bosstones versus British two tone groups of a couple of years ago.

“You don’t seriously think that Allston ska is going to break mainstream,” I said. “How can you compare international hit machines like The English Beat to the Bosstones?”

“Bosstones just did a Miller Light commercial,” said Christian, from the driver’s seat.

“No, really?” Ziggy sat forward, his dark eyes sparkling in Southern sunlight. “How’d they get that gig?”

Chris shrugged. “Just heard about it from some of the other guys in the Mile. Don’t know who they had to blow, if that’s what you mean.”

“See?” Ziggy said to me.

“What’s to see? New England ska just isn’t the same phenomenon as the rude boy Brit pop thing.”

And so it went for several more miles. Chris got tired of the tapes he had brought and we played Name That Tune with the radio, which, in the South, was a bit different than playing it up North. Chris and I could go head to head on classic rock, but when it came to genuine “oldies” I could slaughter them all. Thank Remo for that.

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Comments 4

  1. tryslora wrote:

    Oh man am I ever wondering what actually happened between Carynne and Ziggy, and whether Daron will ever find out…

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    ctan Reply:

    It hasn’t occurred to Daron at all that Carynne’s silence today is anything more than a hangover.

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    Tryslora Reply:

    I’m surprised that Carynne, of all people, is keeping quiet about it, too…

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    Posted 27 Dec 2010 at 10:12 am
  2. BriAnne wrote:

    Because what this tour needed was something else to be hopelessly awkward about.

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    daron Reply:

    Wait, what?

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    BriAnne Reply:

    Ziggy brought Carynne back to your room… then when he saw you were there, said he would put her to bed. And never came back. Which kind of implies that he put himself to bed with her, don’t you think?

    And now for some reason she’s unhappy about it.

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    daron Reply:

    Maybe she thinks I don’t know and I’d be upset if I did? I’m not upset, though, so it’s ok?

    I think she’s just hung over.

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    Posted 27 Dec 2010 at 10:19 am
  3. Rikibeth wrote:

    The thing about Bim Skala Bim was that they were ALWAYS playing somewhere. Far as I could tell, they NEVER took a break. Wasn’t a week went by when the Globe’s Calendar section didn’t have a listing for them. I miss them. I have a pin on my jacket from a project Vinny did later, called it Cenzo (real original, right?).

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    daron Reply:

    Oh yeah, tireless. They played the clubs in Providence a lot, too, very regularly. Ska is party music. People would go out to see them knowing they would have a good time, know what I mean? But they never broke bigger.

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    Posted 27 Dec 2010 at 10:23 am
  4. Emma wrote:

    Oh jeez.
    I cringed a little.
    I really hope that nothing happened between Ziggy and Carynne, because well, that just screams awkward.
    Also, I could see Daron just falling into some never ending pit of blackness or something equally poetic.

    Also, earlier while listening to ‘The Academy Is…’ I realised that the singer William Beckett just screamed ‘Daron’ at me.

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    Rikibeth Reply:

    Wait, what? Daron is SHORT, like MY height. William Beckett is, like, a foot taller than I am (less an inch). And William Beckett is so pretty he KNOWS he’s pretty, and works it into the stage persona. Daron has NO IDEA.

    All the Trecketts in the world won’t make him Daron.

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    daron Reply:

    See, that’s because he’s a singer. And singers are just like that. But you know when we cast the movie of my life, it’s going to be all pretty boys who are too tall at the casting call. That’s just a fact. Sigh.

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    ctan Reply:

    I don’t know The Academy Is that well, but Beckett’s voice is pretty spot on for Daron’s range and voice type. And he’s a cutie, not a bad stand-in! :-)

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    BriAnne Reply:

    LOL I get tripped up because Beckett is my played by for one of my characters, so I’m all, “But he can’t be Daron! He’s Daniel!” (Who is the other father of Deb’s character Thorne in her MU story. *g*)

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    Tryslora Reply:

    *laughing* Yes. That. Because then universes crosswire in the fandoms in my brain and it hurts…

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    ctan Reply:

    Hee! There are whole swaths of pop culture I only find out about these days when I go hunting for a PB, since I don’t have a TV.

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    Posted 27 Dec 2010 at 12:09 pm

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